A man walks into a bar with a large bag draped over his shoulder. He takes a seat at a stool, and from the bag he removes a tiny piano and a 16 inch pianist. He sets the pianist next to the piano and the pianist begins playing happily.

"A shot please."

The bartender looks at him befuddled.

"Oh, that? It's just my 16 inch pianist."

"How the hell did you get one of those?"

The man pulls a genie lamp and sets it on the bar.

"With this, of course. Go ahead, try it. Just speak into the hole."

The bartender whispers into the hole, and within seconds the room fills with a million ducks.

"What the hell!? I asked for a million bucks!"

"Yeah, he's hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked for a 16 inch pianist?"

-plagiarized from NXP. Thanks to Tiger Boy.